10 Halloween Costumes That Will Get Played Out in 2007
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STUPID FUN
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Don't think you're the only one clever enough to make a Master Chief outfit.
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 Dwight Schrute from The Office
We
love Dwight and his crazy farmer antics, but a yellow shirt and some
cheap glasses aren't going to cut it on the big night. Also, it's
cheating to try and pass yourself off as Jim pretending to be Dwight.
A less lame option: One word: Creed
Barack Obama
This
one goes for Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton, and every
other presidential candidate people are already going nuts about more
than a year before the friggin' election.
A less lame option:
Go with George Washington or Abe Lincoln. They're proven winners, and
you won't get roped into any heated political debates with a guy
dressed as a used tampon.
 Britney Spears
There
was a time when a cigarette, a wifebeater, a jean skirt, and a baby
doll made up the "white trash chick" costume. It has been around
forever, and you're not getting any creativity points for just renaming
it "Britney." It's worse if you're a guy. A lot worse.
A less lame option:
There are plenty of pop stars out there that still look good, why not
try to be like one of them? We'll take a girl dressed up like Christina
Aguilera over a Britney wannabe every time.
 Chris Crocker (the "Leave Britney Alone" YouTube douche)
If
this guy had come to the media's attention a few weeks earlier, he
would've fallen out of the public eye and back into his Starbucks apron
before anyone would have the chance to grab a headband and mascara.
Unfortunately, we're not yet far enough removed from this guy's 15
minutes of Internet fame to spare ourselves the pain.
A less lame option: Be a devil, a hobo, a vampire. Hell, anything is less lame than Chris Crocker.
 The "Dick in a Box" guys
A
lot of people are thinking that this Digital Short aired too long ago
for anyone to remember, but we can assure you that there will be no
shortage of hacks dressing up in teal suits with packages strapped to
their groins this year. There are bonus points to be had, though, if
you actually support the box with your junk.
A less lame option: Older, more obscure SNL
characters are usually a pretty safe bet. Try the Blues Brothers or,
better yet, the Chris Farley lunch lady. Or go way out of the box and
pick a Mad TV character. We can assure you that no one else will have the same costume as you.
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