"No one appreciated Bob's biting commentary."

Ready. Set. GO! Yeah, it's a race to the finish this week as we're giving away FIVE copies of Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip, Target Edition for the Wii. What's that mean? It means you'll be getting four huge snow mountains to explore along with an exclusive Target mountain filled with death-defying jumps and enough loops to turn your hair "Shaun White red." (It's not a bad thing—chicks dig red...and shiny Olympic and X-Games medals). Don't go and make all the snow yellow if you don't win, though. You can pick up a copy of the game, available now at any Target store nationwide.

As always, you can either leave your totally awesome caption in the comments below or check out out Beat This Caption page here. G'luck!

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Among the daily angry e-mails I usually get were people who wanted to get their hands on our totally awesome Gears of War 2 press kit. Sorry, buddy. That one's staying with me. However, we've put together something even better for you: a Gears of War 2 prize package giveaway. One lucky grand prize winner will be taking home a special edition Gears branded Zune MP3 player (pictured above). Not enough? Fine, you'll also get a limited edition copy of the game, which includes the game, an extra bonus disc with cool behind-the-scenes videos, and a special book about the different environments and people you'll see in the game.

And, because we're nice people, we'll also be giving out four runner-up prizes: a copy of Gears of War 2, and a limited edition art book called "Beneath the Surface: An Inside Look at Gears of War 2." Sound good, now? We thought so. By now, you should know how it works, but for my own edification, I'll repeat the rules. Try beating our caption for the photo below by entering your own caption in the comments section. We'll run it past our editors and once we conduct a thorough background check and find you an upstanding citizen, we'll grant you your prize. (Not really how it works. We just pick the best captions.) Be funny, be snarky, be all that you can be. Just be. Good luck!

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"I think grandma's hit her end-life crisis."

Think you can do better? Well, then we dare you to prove it. Leave your cleverest, awesomest caption in our comments section below or hit our Beat This Caption page for our totally official submission form and rules. The winner gets this:

Grand Prize: a Nintendo DS Lite, a copy of N+ and some N+ swag

Runner up: a copy of N+ and some N+ swag

Make sure you're still over 18 years old before entering. Contest is only open to U.S. residents. The winner will be announced the week of October 13!

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"Thundar the Barbarian didn't appreciate all of the catcalls at his Maxim photo shoot."

Winner: "You forgot to cut the crusts off my sandwich, mom!" — Rick M.

This week's prize is a copy of 2K Games' Civilization Revolution for the PlayStation 3. The first Sid Meier Civilization nex-gen game features a streamlined control infrastructure and all of the strategy that helped make its previous iterations popular. To enter, leave your best caption in the comments section or go to the Beat This Caption page.

Check out our game review here.

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"Homeland Security's new pasture terrorism prevention drills seemed to have missed the point."

Think you can do better than that? Send us your own caption.

We've got three Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath prize packages for the Xbox 360 that includes a copy of the game and a limited edition Kane bobblehead.

To enter, leave your caption in the comments section of this post. Make sure to include your e-mail or else you can't win! Also, don't forget to read the official rules. Goooood luck!

MORE ABOUT THE GAME: In the name of Kane! The Command & Conquer™ series continues to thrive with Command & Conquer™ 3: Kane’s Wrath. As an expansion pack on PC, and as a stand-alone expansion pack on Xbox 360™, Command & Conquer™ 3: Kane’s Wrath is the follow up to the critically-acclaimed and fan favorite, Command & Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars™, this Real-time Strategy (RTS) game returns to the Tiberium Universe with Kane at the center of an epic new single player campaign spanning 20 years—from the rebirth of the Brotherhood of Nod after the Second Tiberium War through the dramatic events of the Third Tiberium War and beyond. This story will be told through a new set of high-definition, live action video sequences starring a celebrity cast including Joe Kucan, playing the megalomaniac leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, alongside new talent Natasha Henstridge and Carl Lumbly. With your help, Commander, the Dark Messiah may rise again!

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