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"No one appreciated Bob's biting commentary."

Ready. Set. GO! Yeah, it's a race to the finish this week as we're giving away FIVE copies of Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip, Target Edition for the Wii. What's that mean? It means you'll be getting four huge snow mountains to explore along with an exclusive Target mountain filled with death-defying jumps and enough loops to turn your hair "Shaun White red." (It's not a bad thing—chicks dig red...and shiny Olympic and X-Games medals). Don't go and make all the snow yellow if you don't win, though. You can pick up a copy of the game, available now at any Target store nationwide.

As always, you can either leave your totally awesome caption in the comments below or check out out Beat This Caption page here. G'luck!

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"I think grandma's hit her end-life crisis."

Think you can do better? Well, then we dare you to prove it. Leave your cleverest, awesomest caption in our comments section below or hit our Beat This Caption page for our totally official submission form and rules. The winner gets this:

Bored at work? Draw us a picture and win a Rock Band 2 bundle featuring wireless drums, a wireless guitar, a microphone, and the Rock Band 2 game. With more than 80 new songs packed into Harmonix's latest rhythm game, you'll be rocking till your parents revoke your Xbox privileges. If you don't believe us, believe our review!

Here's how it works: Use MS Paint or your favorite drawing software and recreate a scene from your favorite video game. It could be anything (and if you don't believe us, check out the picture one of our friends made or what our staffers do on a slow day), but it should be entertaining. Hell, we're giving you Rock Band 2 dammit—make it nice!

E-mail as many entries as you want to drawingbored@maxim.com. Please make sure your submissions are at least 400 pixels x 400 pixels (4" x 4") and that they are entirely computer drawn (no photos). We're not looking for the next van Gogh either, so don't send in your scanned drawings. If your entry takes you longer than 15 minutes, you've missed the point. We will pick the winner based on creativity and how little it makes our intern want to hang herself after having screen 1,000 e-mails. The winner will be announced the week of October 13. Please make sure you read all of the official rules before entering.

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"John's new rock armor suit really kept the robbers away."

Yeah, it's that time again, and this week we've got an extra special prize package:

Grand Prize (1): Xbox 360 console, Soulcalibur Xbox 360 faceplate, and a copy of the game for 360.
Runner up (1): Soulcalibur game (system of winner's choice) and Soulcalibur T-shirt.

Interested? All you have to do is submit your caption in the comments below or go to our Beat This Caption HQ and submit from there. You must be 18 to win and you must oblige by our awesome rules. The winner will be revealed the week of Sept. 16. Good luck!

For more info on the game, check out Soulcalibur IV's official site.

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