CES vs. The Porn Con: Which One Was Better?

Despite what the picture above would make you think, CES is definitely the winner. Click the link below to find out why, then call me all the bad names you can think of.

Now, some of you are probably ready to call me some not nice names for picking technology over good ol' fashion boobies, but let me explain.

With CES you get exactly what you expect: Big companies spending shitloads of money to try and get writers like me to drool all over their crap in a public forum.  Where as with the porn show, people go in expecting some madhouse of sex and naked people, but what they get are mostly-dressed porn stars sitting behind tables and fat guys with loud shirts on trying to hand you flyers. There's no nudity, except on TV screens and if you go on fan day you have to battle literally thousands of people just to get a glimpse of anything even a little interesting.

That's why, for next year, I think that they should move AVN onto a boat in international waters. I can only assume that it's the stupid rules of the convention center that are keeping AVN from exploding into a wild orgy of excitement. And probably a regular orgy, too. I want it to be so that I can't post a single picture I take because none of them are work safe. Make that happen AVN, and you'll be the winner by a landslide.

CES? You just keep doing what you're doing. But next year, try and get some moe interesting products to announce. I loved the Beertender and the Big TVs, but if you don't drop some blockbusters next year, it might not be worth me shaving a year off of my life to cover you. Thanks!