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Heidi Montag stopped to talk to our camera crew at the annual Maxim Super Bowl Party. Next, Heidi's boyfriend Spencer blasted her new single in the middle of the red carpet. Then they were both interrupted by Tom Arnold tackling someone for reasons which we still don't understand. Ah, the memories. |
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As you know by now, I spent most of the day shooting photos of the gorgeous New England Patriots cheerleaders. These are just a taste so check back for more images of these beautiful ladies than you can shake some pom poms at.
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We just couldn't get enough of Rebecca at EA's Madden Bowl. She lists among her
biggest influences CJ from Baywatch, Vallery Irons from V.I.P., and Tits
McGillicuddy from Stacked. (Whatever. We didn't fucking watch
it.) Seriously, the woman has a major cloner for Pam Anderson. So much
so that she had Pam Anderson's face and body tattooed over her own.
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It should be blatantly obvious by now that the booth babes are one of the highlights of this show, but somehow Sanyo found a way to combine beautiful women and weird electric string music into the worst presentation of CES 2008. I mean, it's cool that they can play instruments like that, but do they need to play such a horrible song? And do they need to walk around the floor like 4-year-old beauty queens forced onstage by their big-haired mothers? After the video above stopped, the music kept right on going, but I couldn't stand to watch any more. If you want the full experience, just replay the video five or six times, then lose interest and go looking for free flash drives.
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I've been having a great time here in Vegas covering all the wacky stuff that happens around this show, but a lot of the other writers are kind of bummed out by the lack of new products announced this year. So I thought I would try and cheer up my fellow badge holders by showing them that even if there aren't that many new cell phones to write about, there's still an extremely remote chance a porn star will do you if you play your cards right. I guess it kind of makes sense that porn stars would be into nerdy guys when they're not shooting movies. I mean, sure those other guys probably have six-pack abs and the genitalia of a large zoo animal, but can they fix your computer when it starts freezing all the time? Yeah, didn't think so, Dirk. So watch the video, dorks, and keep hope. Because pity sex is just as good as any other kind.
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