The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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1. JESUS OF NAZARETH, THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
108 whippings
43 punches/smacks/strikes
1 throw off bridge
1 puncturing of forehead by crown of thorns
6 kicks in ribs and back
3 nailings
1 spearing in ribs
Incident report: Holy fucking Christ. Jesus is thoroughly beat down from beginning to end, reduced to a blood sprinkler by the time it´s all over. We´re just relieved that the ending keeps things open for a sequel.
Doctor´s note: "I have absolutely no experience with whipping, but I know it´s meant to cause a lot of pain and bleeding. It´s not meant to kill, because it was used as a repeatable punishment, but you can die from any kind of beating, especially one that´s opening skin like that."

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[11/22/2008]