The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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2. JAMES BOND, CASINO ROYALE
9 hard falls
18 kicks/elbows/punches/slashes in chest/strikes with police baton in face
1 clip by shrapnel in forehead
2 machetes to forearm
2 needle injections/poisonings
1 flatline
1 flipped car
1 microchip gouged out of wrist
5 blows to balls by knotted rope
1 shot by nail gun
Incident report: Bond´s ratio of getting-ass-kicked-to-not-getting-ass-kicked is off the charts. Roger Moore didn´t get this bloodied in all seven of his movies.
Doctor´s note: "That kind of damage to the groin would obviously be incredibly painful. Would they have to amputate? God, I hope not. Could he die from it? [Sighs regretfully about taking our call] Probably not."

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