The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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4. JACK/TYLER DURDEN, FIGHT CLUB
34 punchings
2 knees to gut
3 face smashings against concrete
1 choke-out
6 throws against bookshelf/ticket machine/wall/through window/down stairs
1 totaled car
5 strikes with shoe/antennae
1 hair pulling, dragging
1 face blown out by gunshot
Incident report: Jack and his alter ego wear meat masks for the movie´s entire run time. Given the fact that most wounds were self-inflicted, however, the judges deducted points.
Doctor´s note: "This many punches can leave you with a fractured jaw, cheekbone and nose, lost teeth, and brain damage. Plus, you can go blind. Some people take a punch better than others, though. That´s why you and I are talking here instead of standing in a boxing ring."

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