The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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6. DUTCH, PREDATOR
1 laser blast to chest
3 falls off cliff/over waterfall/out of tree
1 throw against rocks
1 choking
2 backhand slaps
10 punches to face
Incident report: Dutch spends most of the movie kicking ass without a scratch, and only gets an intergalactic beat down once he finally goes mano a mano with the alien.
Doctor´s note: "Until I figure out what kind of damage a laser blast would do, I´d say the falls would do the most damage. Pick a part of the body and you can injure it with a fall—like his legs, head, or if you´re unlucky, neck."

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