The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.
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7. JOHN MCCLANE, DIE HARD
5 slams through wall
1 hurl down stairs
1 run barefoot across broken glass
7 punches/kicks in face
1 scorch by explosion
2 gunshots to shoulder
1 swing through plate glass window
Incident report: This is pretty typical action hero stuff. If you can´t get kicked in the face six times by an ex–ballet dancer, you have no business rescuing hostages.
Doctor´s note: "When you cut your feet up like that there´s going to be a lot of blood and a huge amount of pain, but as far as an injury goes it´s really not that serious."


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[11/22/2008]