The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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8. MARTIN RIGGS, LETHAL WEAPON 2
2 shoulder dislocations/relocations
2 falls out window/moving car
1 clubbing to back of head
1 nearly drowning
1 stabbing in thigh
8 kicks to various parts of body
5 gunshots to chest and back
Incident report: Riggs takes a licking, but we all know he comes back for two more sequels, so he´s obviously got a serious pain threshold.
Doctor´s note: "Relocating your shoulder looks horrible, but the more you dislocate, the easier it is to dislocate and subsequently relocate. Five bullets is a lot, though. If they ran that by me, I would probably tell them it´s too unrealistic."

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