The 13 Most Ass-Kicked Action Heroes

They may win in the end, but they often go through hell to get there. Here´s our handy checklist of beat downs, bullet wounds, and general abuse.

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9. PORTER, PAYBACK
1 slash across forearm with kitchen knife
2 slaps to face/back of head
1 forehead slam onto steering wheel during car wreck
3 gunshots
3 punchings/kickings
2 strikes by a car
2 toes smashed off with a hammer
Incident report: For a guy taking on several gangs (and corrupt cops) all by his lonesome, he doesn´t fare as badly as you´d expect.
Doctor´s note: "Sometimes people get what we call bumper injuries, which can be pretty severe, even at low speeds. Generally, if someone wants to make you the hood ornament on a car, you´re going to end up severely injured."

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