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They´ve got a gun and a badge, but these government-sanctioned miscreants really belong in an institution of some sort.

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8. Officer John Ryan, Crash
Matt Dillon´s cop has some serious unresolved issues with rage and race, as witnessed by his unprovoked traffic-stop fondling of the lovely Thandie Newton. But gosh, because people can´t be painted solely in terms of black or white, he still helps her out of a fiery car crash a day or two later. See, racism is complicated! God, we hate this treacly fucking movie.

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