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The Nine Least Believable Action Heroes

Note to pillow-soft actors hoping to gritty up the ol´ résumé by kicking a little cinematic ass: Stick to your strengths. Please.

ENTERTAINMENT

Gabrielle Union

She would waste Gabrielle Confederacy!

Anita Briem

She looks this good, and it's only 2-D.

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant…

Games

Metal Gear Solid cartoon makes you like cartoons again.

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65 things that look like Pac-Man.

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Commercial for the most absurdly named towing company you'll ever find.

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10 of the worst McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

Your Summer Olympic disaster guide.

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9. Paul Giamatti, Shoot ´Em Up
Nobody plays a besieged everyman better than Giamatti—not Nicolas Cage, not David Duchovny, nobody. But as a machine-gun-wielding heavy in the preposterously overcaffeinated Shoot ´Em Up, Giamatti exudes less a sense of menace than an air of true distress. You know, like, "Owww! This gun is really, really hot! Heavy, too!"

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