You refute the naysayers. You win four postseason football games. You do the improbable, beating the first 18-0 team in the NFL's history to win its 42nd championship, and what do you get? An afternoon with New York's unemployed. We crowd-surfed our way down Broadway in New York City, where the Super Bowl XLII champion New York Giants (and assorted opportunists) riled up the hometown crowd. Enjoy the highlights...
 Maxim "sez" Freddy got fingered. No no... just kidding. That's gross.
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 Everyone is waiting for something to happen...
 OMG OMG! I think I see Michael Strahan's teeth rounding the corner! Everyone get ready!
 Eh, it's just Eli Manning with the trophy... and... Whoopi Goldberg?! Wrong tooth gap...
 Defensive end Michael Strahan attempts to assassinate Mayor Bloomberg from his perch atop City Hall.  Head Coach Tom Coughlin: "Hear ye, hear ye..." Strahan: "Did that motherfucker just say, 'Hear ye, hear ye?'" Eli: "His face looks all weird. It's not bleeding."
 Sen. Chuck Schumer: "I should be getting at least as much camera time as Madison Hedgecock."  Mayor Mike Bloomberg: "I can't believe they sat me next to Whoopi Goldberg." Eli: "I can't believe they sat me just two seats away from Li'l Jon!"  Governor Eliot Spitzer: "Surprisingly, this vanity plate was still available in the state of New York..." Coughlin: "Drop it and bail, Spitz. You're getting your approval rating all over our trophy."  Garbage man/New York Jets fan: "There was a parade?" |