High Definition is the greatest thing to ever happen to televised sports…and the worst thing to ever happen to sports announcers. Here are just a few of the many haunting faces we’ve been confronted with since the tourney tipped off.

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The Jay Bilas “Get Your God Damned Hand Off My Arm” Face
There's a reason we all have rules about employee touching in the work place.

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The Bill Raftery “Something Smells and it Might Be My Diaper” Face
“Why do they have to play these games so late…”

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The Dick Vitale “Am I Really Still Talking About Teens Playing Basketball?” Face
“I should’ve gone into gynecology, baby!”

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The Dick Enberg “I Forgot My Dentures” Face
“I sure hope they have creamed corn in the production truck.”

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The Greg Gumbel “Chia Pet” Face
Just pour water in the mouth hole every day and watch it grow a full head of hair in one to two weeks. Guh-guh-guh Gumbel!

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The Digger Phelps “I’m Gonna Eat Your Children” Face
“Seriously, if you don’t hide your kids, I’m gonna wash them down with a side of Enberg’s creamed corn.”

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The Seth Davis “Can I Get a Puppy, Pleeeaaassseee???” Face
“Come on, I’ll feed it and walk it every day! I swear!