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Music’s unrepentant renegade drops bombs on ex-wives, senators, and the church.

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Which brings us to Pamela.
Pamela who?

Your ex-wife, Pamela Anderson. What’s the latest?
I’m making a record, and from what I hear she has her swimsuit on and is telling people to sign up for DirecTV.

Any truth to the rumors that you broke up because she was in the Borat movie?
When you hear stories like that in the tabloids, it’s not "sources"; it’s almost always the other person. I don’t need to answer to crap like that. I don’t tell Us Weekly which parties I’m going to. I write songs.

So some stars are in cahoots with the tabloids?
Absolutely. Anytime somebody complains about being in the tabloids, it’s bullshit. "How do I keep getting caught on-camera?" Maybe because you fucking called them? I’ve seen that evil wheel work from the top. It’s the biggest lie in the world. "I don’t like to be bothered. They harass my children." Well, if you call them and tell them where you’re going, you’re playing that game.

Ever get in trouble for calling bullshit?
I can say things without getting in trouble. Maybe somebody will knock me off my high horse, but I feel if I got caught in an alley with a hooker and a crack pipe, I’d be a hero. "Aw, it’s the Kid. Screw it." It’s not like I’d be ashamed because I’m a senator.

Any regrets about wearing the American flag as a poncho at the Super Bowl halftime show?
Who is anyone to tell me how to display my patriotism? I understand what that flag means. I’ve been to Iraq twice. I spent Christmas there. Who’s that dickhead senator from Georgia who ran his mouth off about me?

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Zell Miller.
That fucking idiot said I’d be ridden out on a rail. Well, Zell, let’s go to Iraq and see those kids on the front lines, and we’ll find out who gets ridden out on a rail. ’Cause it won’t be me, you old fucking dumb white man.

Did it sting to be banned from performing at President Bush’s inauguration bash in 2005?
I only wanted to do it because it was so weird. I did a show for the Republican Convention, but only because they paid me a fuckload of money. I still have that rap mentality: "Screw you, pay me."

How would you run the war differently?
I’d kick the media out. War’s not pretty, and you can’t fight a war diplomatically. We didn’t win the Revolutionary War like that. We were the original terrorists, ducking behind buildings and crap. As harsh as this sounds—and I’m sure I’ll get crap for it—if somebody kills an American soldier in a certain section of town, I’d blow up that section of town. I’d do what the Israelis do and take out 50 motherfuckers. I’d say, "Next American who gets killed, 50 more innocent people. Start giving up insurgents or we’ll wipe out your fucking block." You gotta fight fire with fire.

Let’s talk beer. Do you prefer quantity or quality?
Quantity. I’m the Tiger Woods of drinking—the best in my sport. This is a beer gut, and I paid for it, so screw you.

Plan on touring until it becomes embarrassing?
I hope somebody tells me if I become embarrassing. I don’t want to be touring with four other bands that were big in my era for $10 a ticket. I don’t want to be doing infomercials like, "You may remember me from such rock’n’roll hits as ‘Bawitdaba’…"

What about becoming a gun nut like Ted Nugent?
I like guns. I shoot a lot of groundhogs.

Which of your lyrics would make the best epitaph?
"Back in black and if you have to ask you can kiss my Anglo-Saxon ass."

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