It's only Thursday and already Maxim.com staffers are getting the boot from the Super Bowl festivities. Letting other people wear your press badge is apparently a no-no. Luckily, it seems that the dry Arizona air has taken the majority of the bite out of the security staff. Rather than taking us out back and roughing us up with a pipe like they would've back in New York, they kindly escorted Jordan and Kelly out and instructed them on how to get right back in. Little do they know that it was all just a set-up and while security was occupied I went and stole the Lombardi Trophy. But then I got bored of it and put it back.