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Excite Bike
Wanna tear up Mother Earth without pissing her off? Hit the trails on the Zero X, a badass dirt bike that’s totally electric. The Zero X uses high power li-ion batteries to carry you 40 miles on a single charge. The best part? It’s quiet, so you can listen to NPR while approaching that jump. $7,450, zeromotorcycles.com

Think Drink
The melting glaciers got you down? Drink your sorrows away with a bottle of Bluecoat American Dry Gin. Its distillers use organic juniper berries blended with other botanicals, ensuring the odors emanating from your drunk ass won’t harm the ozone. $25, bluecoatgin.com

Water Whirled
So the electric company cut you off. It’s cool—you can still rise on time with the Bedol Water-Powered Clock, an eco-sensitive timekeeper powered by water and a dash of salt. It’s not just thrifty and green—it’ll also save you a trip when you wake up thirsty. $16, bedolwhatsnext.com

Log On
Dell’s small but powerful Studio Hybrid PC packs plenty of green cred inside its available bamboo shell. The Vista-compatible computer uses about 70 percent less power than a normal-size desktop and comes in a 95 percent recyclable package. If you use it to Google “How to club baby seals,” it will self-destruct. $499 and up, dell.com

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Boarder Patrol

Shred with eco-cred on Arbor Skateboard’s Koa Fish longboard. The crunchies over at Arbor composed the board out of sustainably sourced hard-rock maple with a layer of Hawaiian Koa wood, recycled glass, and a water-based finish to ensure that you’ll be carving all the way to Whole Foods guilt-free. $168, arborsports.com