Posted 01/10/2008 2:00 PM by Stan
Filed under: CES, Porn, Girls
I've been having a great time here in Vegas covering all the wacky stuff that happens around this show, but a lot of the other writers are kind of bummed out by the lack of new products announced this year. So I thought I would try and cheer up my fellow badge holders by showing them that even if there aren't that many new cell phones to write about, there's still an extremely remote chance a porn star will do you if you play your cards right. I guess it kind of makes sense that porn stars would be into nerdy guys when they're not shooting movies. I mean, sure those other guys probably have six-pack abs and the genitalia of a large zoo animal, but can they fix your computer when it starts freezing all the time? Yeah, didn't think so, Dirk. So watch the video, dorks, and keep hope. Because pity sex is just as good as any other kind.
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