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Checking into my hotel room in New Hampshire for this weekend's NASCAR race, little did I know waiting inside was this little fella. With a rush of nostalgia, I quickly grabbed it and cycled through the fine selection of N64 titles available–Mario 64, Super Smash Bros., Wave Race. Awesome.

Then I pressed the menu button... and blammo. This X-rated N64 also has the goods for those with a hankerin' for some yankerin':

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Needless to say, I put down the controller and moved as far away as possible from. Who knows where those pointy sides have been...

Anyway, check back all this weekend for an exclusive look at Guitar Hero: Aerosmith as we go to the pits and beyond with Aerosmith and some of NASCAR's best left-turners, including the Target/Guitar Hero sponsored car driver Dario Franchitti.