Following the recent appearances of rappers Busta Rhymes, Lil Wayne, Ja Rule, and Remy Ma at Manhattan Criminal Court on the same day for four separate, unrelated cases, hip-hop's image has once again come under fire. Fortunately, it's wearing the bulletproof vest of these public service announcements, sung along to rap's biggest hits!

Rob Base and D.J. E-Z Rock, on behalf of the Designated Driver Program 
(sung to the tune of "It Takes Two")

It takes two to make a thing go right,
It takes two to drive home safe at night.

Cypress Hill, on behalf of D.A.R.E. 
(sung to the tune of "Insane in the Brain")

Abstain from the cooocaaaiiiine,
It puts strain on the brain!

Dr. Dre, featuring Eminem, on behalf of the American Society for Neurological Disorders

(sung to the tune of "Forgot About Dre")

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say,
But nothing comes out when they move they lips,
Just a bunch of gibberish,
And it's because motherfuckers have cerebral palsy.


Three 6 Mafia, on behalf of the U.S. Department of Education 
(sung to the tune of "It's Hard out Here for a Pimp")

You know it's hard out here for a pimp,
When you fail out 'cause you can't pass English Lit,
So instead of suckin' tricks till they're limp,
You should read the works of T.S. Eliot.