The Sexiest Assassins

Death wouldn´t be so bad if these ladies´ faces were the last thing we saw before dying.

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

Lonestar? We found 10.

Angelina Jolie

That's some fine Croft-manship.

Jerry’s at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms…

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1. Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
When a woman who looks like Angelina can casually slip out of the house with S&M gear under her overcoat, kill a man in a high-priced hotel suite, and then gently float 60 stories to the street below like some German fetishist version of Mary Poppins, you don´t call her the world´s sexiest assassin, you call her "Mrs. Us." So what if her idea of foreplay involves shooting up the house and kicking the shit out of us? It seems to work for the couples on Cops.

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