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The Worst Managers in BaseballThey couldn´t lead a Baldwin to bacon, yet they´ve been entrusted with some of our most beloved sports franchises. And the Baltimore Orioles. |
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2. Ozzie Guillen, Chicago White Sox
Why? He does one thing—handle a pitching staff—extremely well. Everything else? Murp. Despite having a burly masher core of Jermaine Dye, Jim Thome, and Paul Konerko, Ozzie has historically plopped a flitty pip-squeak like Scott Podsednik in front of them. Then there´s his, uh, "vocal" leadership skills, better suited to a Friars Club roast than a team that can´t win when its young players are cowering in the corner.
2008 Prediction: Ozzie will reduce pitchers Oneli Perez and Ehren Wassermann to tears by referring to them, respectively, as Oneli Penis and Ehren Wassertesticle. Second baseman Danny Richar, however, will thrive when he doesn´t bother to translate any of the Spanish-language slurs Ozzie hurls his way. |
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