5 MLB Mascots That Deserve a Groin-Punching

Most of these anthropomorphic beasts don´t have actual genitalia. But if they did, their forced merriment would earn them a fist to the loins.

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Carla Gugino

Let's Gug it out.

Sarah Shahi

Finally, a Middle East piece we can all agree on.

A guy who’s looking for his buddy…

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5. Chorizo (Milwaukee Brewers)
We´re OK with the Hot Dog, the Italian and Polish Sausages, and the Bratwurst. But suiting up the multilingual Chorizo in a sombrero and forcing him/her/it, likely under threat of deportation, to do the Mexican Hat Dance? The Brewers might as well add a yarmulke-wearing Brisket and Afroed Drumstick to the competition.

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