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Meet pro sports´ most injury-prone athletes and the, uh, injuries that sidelined ´em.

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7. Robert Smith
One knee. Then the other. Then an ankle. Then, like, a distended pinky toe and diphtheria and an achy-breaky spleen. So after finally staying healthy for a full 16-game season, what does Smith do? Up and quits, without much in the way of explanation. While we commend any jock with the brains and sense of self to get out while he still has some cartilage remaining in his joints, you gotta feel for the Vikings fans who stuck with him through the myriad MRIs. It´ll take some monumental daintiness and/or bad luck for another player to wrest away his status as fantasy football´s preeminent year-in, year-out tease.

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