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The 2008 Tourney´s Most Embarrassing Mascots

We´re happy for their teams and all, but these are some of the sorriest assortments of polyester and foam since Ron Jeremy´s debut.
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Lena Headey
She'll terminate your productivity today.

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A blonde woman is terribly overweight…


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The Michigan State Spartan
We know Spartans are badass and they’re bloodthirsty murderers and all that. But this guy’s name is "Sparty," which sounds like the lovable neighbor from an ´80s sitcom. That short skirt ain´t helping his cause either.


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