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The outdoor bar is one of the best inventions of all time, and one of the only ways of improving on one is to sit a beautiful girl on it. Katie hopped up on the drink serving surface long enough for us to grab a couple of awesome photos. We hope they washed all the Margarita salt off before she climbed up there. |
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If MTV was a person, they would be the old guy on the beach wearing a Speedo, trying to lure pretty girls over to share their towel. They've been going out and partying for decades, bringing with them a heap of bands, many of which suck. Hard. There are a couple of keepers in there, though. Take the Notorious B.I.G. video posted above. He's wearing what appears to be a short-sleeved sweater and it's still awesome. Take the link for a few more performances that won't make you want to pack your ear canals full of sand.
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Approaching scantily-clad girls with a big ass camera seems kind of creepy in other situations, but here at the break (that's what us veterans are calling spring break these days) girls can't wait to get in front of the lens. Jillian was hanging out on the beach so we pulled her aside and got some great shots. So lay out a towel, get a drink with an umbrella and enjoy them. |
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Last year, 6,000 U.S. citizens traveling abroad died, 9,000 went missing, and 7,000 paid visits to local prisons. Heed our travel experts’ advice on preserving your person and pension and have the most trauma-free Spring Break of your up-till-now uninformed life.
 Destination: Southeast Asia
Danger: Arrest!
In places like Singapore and Sri Lanka, narcotics crimes are punishable by death. In Vietnam foreigners aren’t even allowed to bring nationals of the opposite sex to their hotel rooms. Just going to wank it? A single item of pornography can land you a $2,000 fine and expulsion from the country (or locked up with charming fellows like these shown here).
Travel tip: Everything’s negotiable, even the law. Officials may expect bribes and other “gifts.” If cold American currency fails, prepare for a long stay. “If you find yourself in a foreign prison,” says Bruce McIndoe, vice chairman and president of iJet, a global risk management company, “it helps to have chocolate and cigarettes. You may be able to use them as bartering tools to get out quicker.” And develop a taste for gruel; Asian nations have been known to hold Americans for years without even notifying U.S. embassies.
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There's still plenty of sexy hanging around here, but there's still plenty of silly, too. We have a few photos of some of these guys looking normal, but they're boring, so here are these instead. |
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