Posted 03/10/2008 4:30 PM by Maxim.com Staff
Filed under: Spring Break 2008, Spring Break
The need to check out beautiful girls is hard wired directly into most guys' DNA, but there's a certain amount of discretion that should be used when doing so, even at the tan skin showroom that is spring break. Our boy in the picture above is doing everything you should definitely
not do if you don't want to look like a total creep. Below are a few tips on how to get in your glances without looking like a chump.
Be quick about it: The best way to get caught gawking is to linger longer than you have to. Take a peek and move on. Anything more is dirty old man or too-friendly gym teacher status. Don't look with your whole body: Your eyes are on your head, so just turn that if possible. If you have to turn your whole body to see what's up, it's probably not worth it. That's the move that gets you beat up by her Lacrosse playing boyfriend.Make sure there are no cameras around: A picture with a hot girl and a wide-eyed douche is worth forwarding to your buddies. Don't be that douche.
Keep it to yourself: You're at spring break so there's a good chance there are plenty of other hot girls to look ati. Elbowing your buddy and saying, "Bro, check her out, bro," is a good way to get you both busted.
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