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3. Distinguished Service Medal
Awarded for “exceptionally meritorious service,” the DSM isn’t as sexy as the first two, because the soldiers who earn it don’t necessarily face actual bullets. It often goes to big shots far from the front lines. The first batch was given to Allied commanders after WWI. The Air Force one, created in 1960, features 13 gold rays and stars for the original colonies. The blue stone represents the “vault of the heavens.” Trippy.

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