America´s Top (Only) Five Black Presidents

President-elect Barack Obama has some big shoes to fill.
By Jordan Burchette

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Julie Benz

We certainly hope so.

Beyoncé Knowles

Takes one to Knowles one.

What did the male fly say to the female fly sitting on a pile of cow shit?

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4. President Tom Beck (Deep Impact)
Lost amid the talk of Barack Obama´s historic run is all memory of America´s first black president, a man who could have taken a comet day after Wolf-Biederman flattened the Eastern Seaboard, but went to work anyway.
Term highlights: Froze wages, fixed prices, declared martial law, and authorized a lottery to determine which 800,000 Americans would constitute the future of civilization. Sounds more like Clinton policy than Obama, but whatever.

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