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5. Legion of Merit
This glorified employee-of-the-year certificate is awarded for “exceptionally meritorious conduct in the performance of outstanding services and achievements.” Further hampering this medal’s rep is the fact that it can be pinned on foreigners who don’t even serve in the U.S. military. It’s been whored out to everyone from a Polish army major to former Chinese leader Chiang Kai-shek. But it’ll still totally get you laid.

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