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8. Goldfinger
Goldfinger knows how to hit James Bond where it truly hurts. Splayed out on a metal table, 007 watches helplessly as a red laser inches toward his reason for living. Thinking it´s just a bluff, Bond smugly asks, "Do you expect me to talk?" When Goldfinger utters his famous retort, Connery busts an "oh, fuck" face that wouldn´t be topped until he was told he´d have to do a second Highlander film.


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