7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men

Men will do, say, or put up with just about anything to get laid. And we´ve still got nothing on these beasts.

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Julie Benz

We certainly hope so.

Beyoncé Knowles

Takes one to Knowles one.

What did the male fly say to the female fly sitting on a pile of cow shit?

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Hippopotamus
In order to attract other hippos, these giant slobs defecate and urinate at the same time, then whip it around with their tails like it´s flavored massage oil. Wading through this German-porn mixtape is all part of the chub chaser´s repertoire in Africa, and in Kansas.

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