We came. We saw. We crapped.
14. Prey (2K Games; 2006)
Cleanliness factor: 0/10
Realism factor: 10/10
This toilet looks like Kirstie Alley and Bruce "Hollywood Squares" Vilanch were trying to spell out the words STAR JONES on it with their rectums after a midnight Arby´s run. Forget trying to clean this place: Just scatter some jet fuel, light a match, and move to the next-closest state.