 Sexiest DJ
If your first question is, “What kind of music does she spin?” you need to throw away your glow sticks and buy pants that actually fit. The answer, if you must know, is house and electronic. Niki Belucci, 24, is a Hungarian ex-porn star who’s been spinning topless at packed clubs and festivals from Russia to Colombia for the past four years. She’s a star in Europe and poised to hit the States. If you haven’t screened her work in Private X-Treme 7: Body Shock, check out YouTube videos of her on the job. She’s so hot she makes the thought of standing in a room full of drunk, unwashed Euros sound appealing.
 Sexiest Superhottie
Take Superman Returns, Batman Begins, and all three Spider-Man flicks, multiply them by Fantastic 4, and you approach how huge the 2010 movie Justice League of America is gonna be. The film, like the comic series of the same name, will feature Superman, Batman, the Flash—and Wonder Woman. The lady tapped to fill that skimpy red, white, and blue costume? Australian model Megan Gale. She has little acting experience, but that doesn’t mean she’s not qualified: 5'10", piercing green eyes, thick brown hair, and a body that could stop any villain in his tracks.
 Sexiest TV Ad Girl
Recognize this leggy brunette? Vanessa Rachele has appeared in 23 TV commercials. Rolling Rock, Minute Maid, Pepsi, Allegra—the L.A.-based beauty has been the face (and body) of all of them. But unless you’ve dated her, you’ve never seen her looking this good. She loves Goodfellas, Guns n’ Roses, and racecars. “I’ll kick any guy’s ass any day,” she says of her driving abilities. Oh, really? So Vanessa…
Q: Your most famous TV ad is for Suzuki motorcycles. You’re that babe who straddles a bike out in the Bonneville Salt Flats. Do you really ride?
A: No, but I’ve always wanted to. I like speed bikes. I like the way they’re shaped, the clean lines. I’m a speed bike kind of girl. I like a guy who can ride a motorcycle.
Q: What’s with the racing fetish?
I grew up with speed. My father taught me how to drive a stick-shift Ferrari when I was 12. We’re Italian, and he had a couple of Ferraris.
Q: All this talk of speed is making our rpm gauge redline. Are you a bad girl?
Good girl, bad girl…I guess I have horns on my head. That’s what holds up the halo.
Q: We’ll come out and say it. You have an incredible body. Are you a workout queen?
My idea of working out is cleaning my house. But I’m also a dancer. That’s my other forte—dancing. For TV ad castings, I always get called in to dance or be the bad girl.
Q: Ever do both at the same time?
Every Friday night!
Sexiest ILFS
MILF: Halle Berry
If her kid doesn’t grow up with a massive Oedipus complex, something is seriously wrong with him.
GILF: Helen Mirren
Her talent has earned her Academy Awards and BAFTAs. Don’t get us wrong; we’d still plow her if she were a McDonald’s cashier and lived with 73 cats.
FLILF: Elizabeth Kucinich
There is only one reason to vote for Dennis Kucinich for president in November, and this potential first lady is it.
BILF: Hardee’s Country Breakfast Burrito
It contains 60 grams of fat and 920 calories of deliciousness. Let’s just say it puts us in the mood.
Sexiest Indie Rock Babes
The Pierces: The title of this duo’s latest single, “Boring,” says a lot about their quirky music. Still, we’d love to have the Alabama-bred sisters (Allison, left, and Catherine) in heavy rotation.
Sharin Foo: The Raveonettes’ bassist and vocalist stalks the stage like a Norse goddess (she’s Danish), purring fuzz-drenched come-ons like the love child of Nico and Lou Reed.
Jenny Lewis: Rilo Kiley’s Jenny Lewis is the geek-rock crush of the moment, following the 2007 release of Under the Blacklight, her band’s fourth CD. Here’s looking at you, kid.
 Sexiest New Athlete
Look for this lovely—Anna Rawson, a 26-year-old Los Angeles– based swinger—to single-handedly bring real sexpot cred to women’s golf in the years to come. As a rookie on the Ladies European Tour in 2007, she finished 29th on the New Star Money List. Look out, women’s tennis. The hotness quotient suddenly got a whole lot higher for the LPGA.
 Sexiest Up-and-Coming Actress
Amber Heard
Catch the 21-year-old cine-vixen in Never Back Down, out March 14.
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