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Women
Have more sex with better looking people

1. Speak Easy
Model Adrianne Curry on the fine art of the pickup

“One of my favorite cheesy pickup lines is, ‘Your eyes are so intense—I can see your soul.’ To which my response is usually, ‘Can you see it telling you to screw yourself?’”


2. Trade up your lady
How to date out of your league, by Californication's Evan Handler

First, choose a non-American. I’ve had relationships with foreign beauties who were sensible in ways I found lacking in domestic models (meaning they take into account the entire driving experience, not just the look of the car). Women want confidence in a man, so long as it stops short of being creepy. That said, don’t mistake “creepy” for “kinky.” If she sees you as her sexual liberator, you’ve successfully overridden the eyes for the power that lies behind them: You’ll have worked your way into her brain. Which is the last stop the train makes before the station you want to be pulling into.



3. Learn girl talk
Decode some of the most common phrases in Womanese

She says: Where did you learn that move?
She means: How many whores have you slept with?

She says: Can I help with the bill?
She means: There is no way I am going to have sex with you.

She says: I have a stomachache.
She means: I have to take a massive dump.

She says: I’ve never done this before…
She means: …with you.


4. Take a sexcursion
Grab your passport and find your freak zone

If you prefer quality over quantity…
Go to Austria. According to a 2007 Durex global sex survey, Austrian fraus have had more sex partners (an average of 17) than any other country’s and 80 percent engage in oral sex.

If you prefer quantity over quality…
Head to Greece, whose olive-skinned people screw more often than carpenters. Almost 25 percent of Greeks freak at least five times a week, compared to 10 percent globally.

If you’re a masochist…
Swing down to the Trobriand Islands in the South Pacific, where the natives are known to scratch, pull hair, and bite off each other’s eyebrows during sex. Um, that sounds really awesome?


Upgrade your: Sex album
Old: Led Zeppelin IV (Buy it here)
New: Kala, M.I.A. (Buy it here)
Crank up this genre-blending masterpiece and you'll be soiling your sheets in no time.

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