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I'm not sure how many of you have been to Chuck E Cheese's lately, but I was in there over the weekend for the first time since I was a kid and I was surprised by how much it has changed. Most of the games are no longer awesome arcade cabinets, but huge generic boxes with Windows machines powering them. As if that wasn't bad enough, they apparently weren't willing to puch my work into the game titles. Faster than Speed? That doesn't even make sense. You wouldn't say heavier than mass, or bigger than size. Granted, Chuck E's is supposed to be about pizza and tokens, but I'm not sure they should be letting their nine-year-old customers name their franchises.