It's Friday, which means we're pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of March 3.
Let’s get some more Canuck-style naughtiness up in here, eh?
What does the future hold for Melo and the Knicks?
You're going to need a basket of apples, a bunch of popsicle sticks, and as much Krazy Glue as you can find.
Are you America's hottest girl next door? Enter the 2015 Hometown Hotties competition and prove it!
It's definitely the Frenchiest.
Our female readers wanted to share sexy photos of themselves. We "reluctantly" agreed.
Speaking softly and carrying a wet blanket.
And it only requires horribly invasive surgery!
Get ready for another week of the most fun events in America.
Don Draper walks off a plane, puts on a hat. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
Maxim's pick of the best, the sexiest, the funniest, the weirdest and the baddest-assest on the net.
Floyd might have a legitimate title contender on his hands.
It’s a good day for women (and Scottish men).
She's one goddess of a whisky...literally!
You’d think that wars involving lumberjacks and sausages would be cool, but you’d be so, so wrong.
We're in need of this English beauty.
Who doesn’t want to be woken up by bacon?
And more importantly, who did the screwing.
And if so, will they at least come in amusing shapes?
All sports that aren’t hockey: You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Her super power is hotness! And face-stomping.
Unless you love Zubaz, of course.