It's Friday, which means we're pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of December 2.
Your Maxim.com, Facebook, and Twitter comments, preserved forever (or at least this week).
Check out this sneak peek from their 2013 Dumbest list. Dummy.
We’re glad you’re working so hard to continue proving what everyone already knows.
We put three dills against each other to see which pickle is ideal for your sandwich on gameday.
Our female readers wanted to share sexy photos of themselves. We "reluctantly" agreed.
Meaning they are multi-lingual, not mutants.
Double the name, double the hotness!
You've heard of Hometown Hotties, but what about hometown toddies?!
This California native is brightening up our day!
The Last Days On Mars hits theaters today, but how do its antagonists fare against these classic red planet meanies?
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
Get squiffy in this brilliant British cocktail bar.
If you’re not drunk yet, you hate America.
Check out what we were up to in December of '06. Don't worry, we'll leave out our middle school class picture.
FOX Sports' Joel Beall tells you what you need to know for this weekend's games.
The mixologist supreme stopped by our office to whip up a Prohibition-era Old Fashioned.
It beats playing the Oscar pool.
Finally, a government policy we can get behind!
The quarterback situation is turning desperate.
Do battle in the same Army-approved gear that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson wears.
Head to the far east for some hip hop culture where Hong 10 competed with Lilou in the Red Bull BC One World Final.
Your handy companion in times of wrestler he-cleavage uncertainty.
They put the green in sexy! Huh? Exactly!
This super-spicy and potent gin is just what the gentleman ordered.