Speaking softly and carrying a wet blanket.
And it only requires horribly invasive surgery!
Get ready for another week of the most fun events in America.
Don Draper walks off a plane, puts on a hat. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
Floyd might have a legitimate title contender on his hands.
It’s a good day for women (and Scottish men).
She's one goddess of a whisky...literally!
You’d think that wars involving lumberjacks and sausages would be cool, but you’d be so, so wrong.
We're in need of this English beauty.
Who doesn’t want to be woken up by bacon?
And more importantly, who did the screwing.
And if so, will they at least come in amusing shapes?
All sports that aren’t hockey: You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Her super power is hotness! And face-stomping.
Unless you love Zubaz, of course.
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
And more importantly, do you think they'll accept our Kia for a trade-in?
If you said "a giraffe"...you're wrong. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
Here's why the 1980s Lakers Were the Wildest Show on Hardwood
You might want to rethink your Thursday plans after watching this incredible video.
Probably not, but it most certainly looks like it.
Forget email and Wikipedia – could we cope if our free porn disappeared?
Check out what we were up to in April of '04. Don't worry, we'll leave out our middle school class picture.