You’d think that wars involving lumberjacks and sausages would be cool, but you’d be so, so wrong.
We're in need of this English beauty.
Who doesn’t want to be woken up by bacon?
Speaking softly and carrying a wet blanket.
And more importantly, who did the screwing.
And if so, will they at least come in amusing shapes?
All sports that aren’t hockey: You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Her super power is hotness! And face-stomping.
Unless you love Zubaz, of course.
Brilliant and brief tweets from the week that was.
And more importantly, do you think they'll accept our Kia for a trade-in?
If you said "a giraffe"...you're wrong. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
Here's why the 1980s Lakers Were the Wildest Show on Hardwood
You might want to rethink your Thursday plans after watching this incredible video.
Probably not, but it most certainly looks like it.
Forget email and Wikipedia – could we cope if our free porn disappeared?
Check out what we were up to in April of '04. Don't worry, we'll leave out our middle school class picture.
With the situation in Ukraine getting serious, let's look at how we got to be enemies, then frenemies, then enemies once again with Russia.
Great things come in brown...
Unless you consider lethal, avalanche-bringing, helicopter-crashing, Nazi-invading curses to be “worth it.”
Because they're on steps! Get it? OK, we'll leave you alone with the sexy ladies now.
These gals are best pals!
Because "tasting good" just isn't enough.