Are you second date material for an AXE girl?

I memorize old poems and recite them before slipping in a dinner invitation.

I start a conversation and if it goes well, I ask what they're doing on Friday night.

I tell her I have a spare ticket to a baseball game and ask her out.   

A swanky rooftop eatery, and I make sure to order the fanciest wine on the menu.

A nice Italian restaurant.

Laser tag. 

Compare her eyes to some constellation.

Listen carefully.

Check my fantasy football stats only once.

Madame.

Her first name.

Hey you.

Presenting her with an elaborate gift.

Walking her home.

High fiving.