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el Jimador Mexican Tequila, US Soccer Edition

Before the match tears us apart, take a shot of unity!

Brand: el Jimador Tequila  

Why You Want It: Tonight the US Men’s soccer team travel to Mexico to take on the scary Mexican team in their scary Mexican stadium, but Clint Dempsey isn't scared.

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Why? Because the Mexicans stamped our logo onto some bottles of delicious, delicious tequila. What an olive branch!


Besides, leave a couple bottles of this (with some limes and salt, of course) in the losing squad’s locker room and they’ll be saying “World Cup, Schmerld Cup” in no time.


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