el Jimador Mexican Tequila, US Soccer Edition
Before the match tears us apart, take a shot of unity!
Before the match tears us apart, take a shot of unity!
Brand:el Jimador Tequila
Why You Want It: Tonight the US Men’s soccer team travel to Mexicoto take on the scary Mexican team in their scary Mexican stadium, but Clint Dempsey isn’t scared.
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Why? Because the Mexicans stamped our logo onto some bottles of delicious, delicious tequila. What an olive branch!
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Besides, leave a couple bottles of this (with some limes and salt, of course) in the losing squad’s locker room and they’ll be saying “World Cup, Schmerld Cup” in no time.
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