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The Walking Dead Season 3 Drinking Game

Let’s face it: We tune in to The Walking Dead so we can get a voyeuristic look at what it would be like to be stalked by the rotting and rancid undead. After two full seasons and the recent premiere of the third, certain scenarios, sub-plots and bits of dialogue have become synonymous with AMC’s spooky darling. While others see repetition as a sign of stagnancy, as usual, we see an opportunity to get inebriated. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to The Walking Dead Drinking Game—where your blood alcohol level is directly proportional to the on-screen carnage. All you need is a little bit of beer, whiskey or wine, and a strong stomach.


We have an identical shot to this from when the bar finally closed at our Hot 100 party... (Photo: Gene Page / AMC | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012)


BEER

Drink Half of Your Beer If…
Carl manages to sneak away from the group unbeknownst to the suddenly hysterical Lori.

Finish That Same Beer If…
Carl does so while wearing Rick’s 10-gallon hat.

Chug Your Whole Beer If…
Daryl kills something with his crossbow.

Crack a New One If…
Daryl recycles the arrow.

Finish That Beer Off If…
Darryl uses his fleshy “point “on Carol.

Crush the Beer on Your Head If…
Rick has a flashback that involves Shane.



"GODDAMNIT BRIAN, I SAID SMART-CASUAL!" (Photo: Gene Page / AMC | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012)

 

WHISKEY

Take a Shot If…
You notice that despite the zombie apocalypse, all of the grass is freshly mowed.

Take a Sly Nip If…
Herschel talks about missing the farm.

5 Second Pour If…
Rick gives Carl the “birds, bees, boners, and zombies” talk.


"So we turn left at 'Bnyurghhh' and hang a right at the corner of  'Nnglyeurgh' and 'Mmgrrarrrgh'? Great, thank you so much!" (Photo: Gene Page / AMC | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012)


Wine

Drink For 5 Seconds When…
You realize that they’re actually still calling him T-Dog.

Drink for 5 More Seconds When…
You realize that the actor who plays T-Dog’s real name is IronE.

Take a Seductive Swig If…
Glenn and Maggie have make-up sex and protection involves a pistol rather than a prophylactic.

Finish the Merlot and Pop the Pinot If…
Michonne decapitates a walker.

Box-Wine Time If…
The women are shown doing things like cooking and laundry.

Finish the Franzia If…
Lori loses Carl…again.


Me like alcohol!
Take me to the girls.