According to rumors, the Jersey Shore cast is planning to go on strike before season three shooting can begin. Lucky for you, we've got what really matters from the show--the smokin' hot J-WOWW.
The sexiest storm ever to strike the Garden State, Jenni Farley is taking her J-wowza-ness down to South Beach for the second season of Jersey Shore. In between spray-tan sessions and getting her hair “hooked up,” this Long Island–born bombshell took time to show off her prowess with a popsicle, gab about guidos, and teach you fellas a thing or two about style skills. There will be a quiz. Or just click here for her sexy photo shoot.
Which boasts a better grade of guidos, Long Island or the Jersey Shore?
The Long Island ones are good friends of mine and they’re more extreme in their guido-ness than Jersey ones. Sorry, Jersey!
What’s the first thing you notice about a guy?
If he looks fresh. If he wears a white shirt, it should be crisp. Everything should be crisp, new, pressed, and not all wrinkled and worn.
Do you like high-maintenance guys?
Nope. I know, shocker, right? I’m a tomboy. It takes me 20 minutes to get ready. I get ready faster than most of the boys on the show. Take pride in how you look, but never, ever take longer than me to get ready.
What’s the worst fashion eff-up a guy can make?
Number one is socks and sandals. Seriously, guys, knock that shit off. Number two, if you wear flip-flops, I don’t need that weird yellow toe sticking out. I don’t mind a semi-metrosexual, especially when it comes to keeping your toes and nails clean and trimmed.
How should a guy wear cologne?
One or two squirts at most. When you put on too much, women say, “What’s he covering up?” Also, guys should use lighter scents in summer, heavier in winter.
What’s the best beach in the U.S.?
South Beach. Hot people, great parties, beautiful water.
Who has the best abs on the show?
Gotta give it to Mikey, the Sitch. He’s known for them.
Worst pickup line?
It wasn’t a line. To get my attention, this guy bit my shoulder. Thanks for ruining my night, guy!
Best beach drink?
Miami Vice. You mix a strawberry daiquiri and a piña colada together. The fresher the ingredients, the better.
What’s your favorite bikini style?
Ruche. It’s a lacy style of stitching. The ruche goes into the butt crack, so it gives you a bigger-looking ass. Hot!
Who’s your girl crush?
Megan Fox gives me a tingle. I like her ’cause she knows she’s hot and she’s a bitch about it. I’d totally make out with her.
So we’re at the ice cream truck. What are you licking?
Orange Push-Up. It rises up to my lips!
We’re going skinny-dipping. You coming with?
Hell, yes. It’s so fun.
Best summer song?
“OMG,” by Usher.
What’s your go-to BBQ food?
Wieners…with ketchup and relish.
Summer sex: hot or too sticky?
Hot and sweaty is the greatest with the right person. But if it’s the wrong person, ugggh, it’s disgusting. It’s like, OK, not working. Get away from me and shut the door behind you.
Watch behind the scenes video of J-WOWW's Maxim shoot.