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Rayfish Footwear

Your feet will be stingin’!

For a mere $14,800, the folks at Rayfish Footwear will breed a pair of genetically modified stingrays to your exact color and pattern specifications and then, when they’re all grown up, turn them into a snazzy pair of shoes or sneakers. Guaranteed attention getters (because you’ll be the guy with dozens of cats following him around).