This season bold and crazy colors are the trend. To ensure you don’t look like a clown, we’ve created a definitive guy’s guide to all the threads and kicks you need.
Dreddy Rock (RIDDIM DRIVEN)
Sport this and the girls will all be telling you how Jamaican them crazy—in a good way. Not in a mumbling-to-parking- meters kind of way.
$28
riddimdrivenclothing.com
I Want My LRG Tee (LRG)
This latest LRG logo is the illest tee of the season. Just the right amount of loudness, brightness, and retro awesomeness.¿$26
l-r-g.com
4101 (DICKIES)
The classic clothier has seriously ratcheted up its style but stayed grounded in its rugged roots. Looking tough never looked so good.
$20
kohls.com
Goodness Guinness Tee (CANTERBURY OF NEW ZEALAND¿)
This won’t cure the DTs, but it is the next best thing to a pint of the delicious stuff.
$38
canterburynzusa.com
MYSTERIOUS AL Tee (ADIDAS ORIGINALS)
A surly mummy? Wilson from Cast Away? See, you’re already the talk of the barbecue.
$28
shopadidas.com
Resurrection Mop (MISHKA)
Bonus/warning: Besides looking good, you’ll be a magnet for tipsy Corona-drinking women who want to squeeze you.
$32
mishkanyc.com
Cloud Crew (DKNY)
This mellow tee has a soft, broken-in feel with a subtle pattern that will still turn heads. Get high on cotton!
$34
at select Macy’s stores
Golden State of Mind (LEVI'S)
This killer cubist pattern looks like a cooler take on the ole School House Rock! logo.
$28
levi.com
Webby (QUIKSILVER)
Your dress-up tee of the summer. Clean and crisp but still shows people you can ollie-to-frontside-grind.
$42
quiksilver.com
The Aviator (CPT BY COCKPIT USA)
The kamikaze creation gives you instant rebel status. Steer clear of the local VFW hall with this one, hippie.
$35
cockpitusa.com
Calvin Klein (CALVIN KLEIN)
This trippy-patterned tee is the closest you’re allowed to come to owning a tie-dye shirt.
$38
macys.com