Too embarrassed to go to the doctor? Let us ask the awkward questions for you!
1. What is it?
A fungal infection that targets your groin, ass, and thighs. Or what we like to call “the party zone.“
2. Why do you get it?
You don’t shower after working out (gross); your exercise gear is too tight (sexy); and/or you’re sharing underwear with those already afflicted (gross but potentially sexy).
3. How do you cure it?
Antifungal powder. Failing that, fungi love dark, damp places and loathe the sun, so if you’re an idiot who wants to die of nut cancer, shine a powerful UV lamp directly on your testicles.