Our intrepid reporter hit the Auto Club Speedway to get some tips from Mario, and 3-time Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves.
This is the most we've ever wanted to be brutally assaulted.
Prepare yourself for a Double Alley-Oop Backside Rodeo! Sadly, it's not as dirty as it sounds.
The former World Eight-Ball Champion shows Maxim Hottie Aja Dang the best place to put your balls.
Maxim Hottie Aja Dang gets in the ring with the three-time World Champion and current WBA welter-weight champ. Totally a fair fight!
Maxim Hottie Aja Dang gets schooled in the art of CrossFit… and burning rubber.
Maxim Hottie Aja Dang gets jacked with the Incredible Hulk himself! Just don’t make her angry.
Maxim Hottie Aja Dang gets some racing tips, and asks for that all-imortant boob autograph.
It's true! Maxim Hottie Aja went to the Gracie Academy to learn from legendary TV dad and jiu-jitsu black belt, Modern Family's Ed O'Neill.
The Maxim hottie went one-on-one with the champ before his victory against Guerrero.