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Sigh. No one wants to fork the guy in the spoon shirt.

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Green men can jump.

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The late stages of Disco Fever. Tragic.

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Four more beers! Four more beers!

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The first Mars mission discovered the sad effects of zero gravity on strippers.

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Hey, China, can you lend me some toilet paper? Im good for it.

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Real-life Quidditch is not so magical.

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Luckily, Billy had arranged for a pair of designated drivers.

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